i like things. and sometimes i make things.
Garth Marenghi, Juggers
“He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark. His bulky totem beating a seductive...
This is hilarious.
How 50 Shades should’ve read…
“All I do, is sit down at the typewriter, and start hittin’ the keys. Getting them in the right order, that’s the trick....